[心得] 她擊碎了我的心,卻留給了我自慰的權利…
自從玩了寶可夢後,
每天除了工作時間跟休息以外,
其他空閒時間就是外出抓寶,
偶爾盯著雷達找稀有寶,
再騎我的車車出征……
那天,幸運女神似乎對我招手,
雷達上出現了一隻IV96的快龍,
我內心的澎湃,
就好像高潮時的陰莖,
激烈而且充滿生命氣息的跳動著,
我不忘無私的對周遭大喊,
有快龍大家快跟我來,
我必須老實告訴你,
那場面就好像慈善團體在發糧,
以前烙人還得包菸包檳榔,
現在只要喊快龍在前面,就會有幾百人跟你衝了……
我風風火火的感到案發現場,
發現已經有少部份人了,
很棒,原來我一直不孤單,
點擊快龍進去畫面後,
CP值竟然高達2190!!
我彷彿看到幸運女神的內褲般的激動,
然後最後丟了近100顆……黃球至少60……
他依然不仗義的跑掉了……
我內心如同被十幾個莫蘭帝掃過,
而幸運女神則狠狠的在我臉上甩了一耳光,
「哇,CP1700欸!」一位青春洋溢的男孩叫著……
「媽媽我抓到快龍了!」一個天真可愛的羅莉說著…
「妳願意嫁給我嗎?」一對發誓抓到快龍就要結婚的情侶告白著……
「好喝的冬瓜茶,手工醞釀……」一名老邁而健壯的老頭喊著……
「唉,第76隻快龍了」一身濕透油膩的肥宅嘀咕著……
天空依然是綻藍的,
樹木依然是碧綠的,
人們依然是喧囂的,
而我的心,
早已隨著快龍的離去而蕩然無存,
就在我萬灰俱念,
騎車回家的路上,
偶然的一個紅綠燈……
我恍惚了,
快龍再次出現在我的螢幕上……
神憐世人,
幸運女神沒有拋棄我,
她給了我一巴掌,
她擊碎了我的心,
但,她卻留給我自慰的權利……
http://i.imgur.com/i9HDkdx.jpg
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