[轉錄]Re: [無言] 不要隨便用中文罵人

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: maxwood (maxwood) 看板: StupidClown 標題: Re: [無言] 不要隨便用中文罵人 時間: Tue Mar 27 17:42:13 2007 以前認識一個老美，費城大學，念歷史的 這小子在美國學了幾年中文，不知發了什麼瘋， 跑來台灣深造， 整天在台北的一些PUB，抱著啤酒在看古文觀止、史記之類的 結果有天晚上，他騎摩托車，紅燈右轉被交通警察攔下來 結果這小子安全帽一拿下來，交通條有點傻了 條子杯杯:"咦，喔，嗯...You, red light right turn! 1,200 Dollar!" (這小子倒是聽懂了，但是罰他錢，那一定是抵死不從的!) 混在台北的美國佬:[...大人，我無罪!] 條子杯杯:[啥?...What?] 美國佬:[我無罪，我蠻夷也!](語出史記，楚世家) 天朝上國，京城台北市的一毛二執金吾愣了兩秒之後龍心大悅: [好，那算了，以後小心一點!] 老美:[謝大人!] -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 210.203.69.18
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哈哈!!!
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我蠻夷也! 夠酷XDD
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我笑了........以前都是在joke用這句的呀~~~
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看此篇，想到某人的山海經簽名檔是也…
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估的!!
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警察英文還真是爛的可以 ....囧
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我無罪，我蠻夷也! 還龍心大悅怎麼回事
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媽呀 那外國人的古文程度應該比我好XD
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條伯伯：蠻夷加罰兩千
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執金吾龍心大悅,是說警察很高興吧
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XD
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謝大人XD
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那位美國人知道蠻夷的意思？
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人家都在看史記跟古文觀止了，應該是懂得吧....
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史記跟古文觀止的時代 只要非漢民族 就算是蠻夷了吧
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阿勒~我看不懂...該讀書了...XD
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蠻夷多罰一倍
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是我記錯嗎?"仕宦"當做執金吾,娶妻當得陰麗華? XDDD
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1200 dollar還而已嗎? 媽呀超貴的!
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我好像看了一場歌仔戲喔 XD
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樓上的 紅燈右轉最高可以罰到1800
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當年八國聯軍你阿公有沒有份，代你阿公多罰2億
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我好想對條伯用看看喔XD
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樓樓上推文有好笑到XD
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好屌XD....
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這個真的超好笑
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整人專家都來了?!這美國佬的阿公，應該沒參加八國聯軍吧。
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居然沒參加八國聯軍?!!多罰十億!!
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You, red light right turn! 笑到不行
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so cool~
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幹!!!笑死我了XDDDD
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中文太厲害了XDD
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太讚了...
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不是1800嗎?? 疑惑@.@??
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史記的時代我們都是蠻族了--->東夷
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You, red light right turn!這麼敖口虧他掰得出來= =
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以前同學是ABC..辯論比賽要反駁時他說了"非也非也~!"
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