Re: 英文報告第四組大衝刺
※ 引述《ted1016 (不知天高地厚的我)》之銘言：
: （At that moment the boss noticed a fly flying noisily. ）
: Boss: How come the fly dare to be so noisy while I am in a bad mood.
: I will let you know how angry I am.
: Fly : Who！Who！Somebody attack me.
: Boss: It is me . You deserve it.
: Fly : Help！Help！ I am innocent of it.Thanks to I still have
: one wing and two legs.
: Boss: So what！ I have two hands and two legs.One hand more than you.
: Fly : Damn it！ Ihave to run away from the hell here.
: Boss: You have nowhere to go. I will let you have no wing to fly.
: Ha.............
: Fly : I will not call the police. You can believe me, please.
: Boss: Don’t lie me. Only the dead man will not tell the truth.
: Fly : Why on earth are humanbeings so callous？Nevertheless,I won’t
: give up until I die.
: Boss: You are really brave and courageous. That’s the right spirit.
: Never say die easily.I would like to see your toughness.
: Fly : Don’t do this to me............
: “Until I die”is a joke. I can’t believe that you
: take it for granted. I have no power to struggle for life.
: Boss: Come on. Look sharp.Don’t pretend you are dying.
: I know you want to win my sympathy.
: Fly : Unfortunately,I am not kidding you. Goodbye, I am
: going to the heaven...............>_<
Boss: Goodbye, my friend.I will keep what the lesson you teach me
in mind.
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