英文報告第四組大衝刺
(At that moment the boss noticed a fly flying noisily. )
Boss: How come the fly dare to be so noisy while I am in a bad mood.
I will let you know how angry I am.
Fly : Who!Who!Somebody attack me.
Boss: It is me . You deserve it.
Fly : Help!Help! I am innocent of it.Thanks to I still have
one wing and two legs.
Boss: So what! I have two hands and two legs.One hand more than you.
Fly : Damn it! Ihave to run away from the hell here.
Boss: You have nowhere to go. I will let you have no wing to fly.
Ha.............
Fly : I will not call the police. You can believe me, please.
Boss: Don’t lie me. Only the dead man will not say the truth.
Fly : Why on earth are humanbeings so callous.Nevertheless,I won’t
give up until I die.
Boss: You are really plucky and courageous. That’s the right spirit.
Never say die easily.I would like to see your toughness.
Fly : Don’t do this to me............
“Until I die”is a joke. I can’t believe that you
take it for granted. I have no power to struggle for life.
Boss: Come on. Look sharp.Don’t pretend you are dying.
I know you want to win my sympathy.
Fly : Unfortunately,I am not kidding you. Goodbye, I am
going to the heaven...............
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