[轉錄]Re: [無言] 不要隨便用中文罵人
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作者: maxwood (maxwood) 看板: StupidClown
標題: Re: [無言] 不要隨便用中文罵人
時間: Tue Mar 27 17:42:13 2007
以前認識一個老美,費城大學,念歷史的
這小子在美國學了幾年中文,不知發了什麼瘋,
跑來台灣深造,
整天在台北的一些PUB,抱著啤酒在看古文觀止、史記之類的
結果有天晚上,他騎摩托車,紅燈右轉被交通警察攔下來
結果這小子安全帽一拿下來,交通條有點傻了
條子杯杯:"咦,喔,嗯...You, red light right turn! 1,200 Dollar!"
(這小子倒是聽懂了,但是罰他錢,那一定是抵死不從的!)
混在台北的美國佬:[...大人,我無罪!]
條子杯杯:[啥?...What?]
美國佬:[我無罪,我蠻夷也!](語出史記,楚世家)
天朝上國,京城台北市的一毛二執金吾愣了兩秒之後龍心大悅:
[好,那算了,以後小心一點!]
老美:[謝大人!]
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