[轉錄]Re: 轉貼亞拉岡的秘密日記

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: Baudelaire (與子之別，思心徘徊。) 看板: joke 標題: Re: 轉貼亞拉岡的秘密日記時間: Sun Dec 29 23:52:32 2002 那我來翻波若莫那段吧.. Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Aragorn acting all superior as usual. He thinks he's so great because he's shagging that bit of elf crumpet on the side. I mean just because someone has a broad chest, firm, defined muscles, an outdoorsy tan and loads of manly stubble doesn't mean that....what? Got distracted there for a bit. Seem to have agreed to go on some sort of mission while distracted by Aragorn's enormous...rudeness. Ooops. 去艾隆王那裡。阿拉肛跟以前一樣覺得自己很屌。他以為自己戴了一個精靈頭就很屌喔？我的意思是說，有塊大胸肌、一跎肌肉，曬的很陽光，還有一卡車的亂鬍渣也不代表....什麼？被那邊分了一會的心... 似乎答應要去某種任務..當我被阿拉肛巨大的...無禮所分心的時候... 馬的。 Day Three Stupid Ring, stupid Quest, stupid Fellowship. 白癡戒指，白癡任務，白癡的遠征軍... Day Four Frodo dropped Ring today. Picked it up, but Aragorn made me give it back. Arrogant bastard. Wonder how he'd feel with Horn of Gondor shoved right up his... Stupid Ring. 佛多今天把戒指掉了，我把它撿起來，阿拉肛要我把它還回去..自大的混蛋，不知道他被剛鐸的號角捅..那裡..的時候會怎麼想白癡戒指。 Day Four: Is obvious that Aragorn is strangely attracted to Frodo. Ha Ha! Ha! Sam will kill him if he tries anything. 阿拉肛非常明顯地被佛多奇怪的吸引著.. 嘿嘿嘿... 如果他想幹什麼的話...山姆會幹掉他。 Day Six: Aragorn still into Frodo. "Boromir, give the Ring back to Froooodoo." "Boromir, let *me* carry Frodo up Caradhras." "Boromir, quit trying to cut off Frodo's head while he's asleep so you can get at the Ring." Blatant favoritism most annoying. 阿拉肛始終在佛多那裡.. 「波若莫，把戒指還給佛佛佛佛多。」、「波若莫，讓『我』背佛多上Caradhras山。」「波若莫，別想趁佛多睡覺的時候砍了他的頭來偷戒指...」愛炫耀的男寵最賤了.. Day Ten: Why isn't Aragorn into me ? 為什麼阿拉肛不在我這裡... （我實在翻不出來'into me'.... :P） Day Eleven: Carried Frodo out of Mines of Moria. Kind of liked it, actually. Hope am not turning into pervy hobbit-fancier like Uncle Windermir. Not after what happened to *him.* Merry and Pippin are cute little things, too... In other news, Gandalf died. 把佛多拎過Mines of Moria. 其實滿喜歡的.. 希望不要像Uncle Windermir變成變態哈比癖就是了.. Merry跟Pippin也是兩隻可愛的小東西.. 另外就是，乾豆腐葛了。 Day 30: In Lothlorien. Galadriel quite a babe. Feel sure she was attracted to my rugged yet unwashed manliness. Legolas took a bath in her fountain. Got in trouble. Ha. Ha. Big elfy git. Am quite sure he dyes his hair. Also, he has spot on his nose. Aragorn suggested we take baths as well. Only realized in nick of time he did not mean with each other. Stupid Aragorn. 到了Lothlorien Galadriel根本是個小妞我覺得她一定被我粗獷而沒洗澡的男子氣概所吸引啊熱狗拉屎在她的噴泉洗了個澡遇到麻煩了吧哈哈哈大精靈飯桶確定這傢伙的頭髮是染的對了他的鼻子上有痘痘阿拉肛建議我們也洗個澡最後才知道他不是說我們幫對方洗.. 白癡阿拉肛... Day 33 : Frodo being all weird about the Ring. Won't even let me look at it. Must admit I had a bit of a tussle with him trying to get a gander at it. Rolled around on him till he went invisible. Resisted urge to have a little cuddle (made easier when he punched me in the face.) Aragorn would be jealous. Ha! 佛多整天戴著那個戒指甚至不讓我我看看他必須承認為了看這玩意一眼跟他扭打了一下跟他滾來滾去到他不見為止... 抑制住摟住他愛撫的衝動.. （當他打我的時候應該比較容易吧.. 阿拉肛一定很嫉妒哈哈 Day 35: Killed by orcs. Stupid orcs. 被半獸人幹掉了。白癡半獸人...。 -- 這不再是一個簡單的故事在這個故事裡有我和你，還有很多人 < 北島，愛情故事 > -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.csie.ntu.edu.tw) ◆ From: 210.85.13.153

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