[轉錄][笑話] 教授
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作者: djy (NCIS) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] 教授
時間: Thu May 29 18:48:41 2008
剛搬到新家的建豪走近隔壁鄰居門口打招呼。
建豪:嗨,你好,我剛搬到你隔壁。
我是大學教授,在教邏輯推論。
鄰居:歡迎歡迎。邏輯推論?那是什麼?
建豪:讓我舉個例給你聽好了。我看到你後院有個狗屋。根據如此,我推論你有一隻狗。
鄰居:沒錯。
建豪:你有隻狗的這個事實,可以讓我推論出你有一個家。
鄰居:也沒錯。
建豪:既然你有個家,我推論你已經有老婆了。
鄰居:正確。
建豪:既然你有老婆,我能肯定你一定是個異性戀。
鄰居:嗯。
建豪:這就是邏輯推論。
鄰居:喔~真酷!
當天過了不久,這位鄰居遇到住在另一邊隔壁的男士。
鄰居:嘿!志中,我跟剛搬來的那個人聊過了。
志中:怎麼樣?那人好嗎?
鄰居:不錯,而且他有個有趣的工作。
志中:真的?什麼工作?
鄰居:他在大學裡教邏輯推論。
志中:邏輯推論?那是什麼?
鄰居:讓我舉個例給你瞧瞧,你有沒有狗屋?
志中:沒有。
鄰居:OK,你是同性戀。
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