[討論] 姆斯是不是抱腿反被抱腿誤
樂幫‧詹姆斯 天之驕子 The chosen one
2003以狀元之姿帶領03梯黃金世代
被克里夫蘭選進來之後,從此騎士一飛衝天,擺脫爛隊形象
連霸MVP
年年衝擊季後賽,也拿過東冠進入final 被馬刺4-0
被魔術打爆之後手也不握頭也不回就走
最終開始有心魔發現自己單核一個人奪不了冠
努力招募球星,但是球星不想跟他打球
於是毅然決然離開家鄉,受到Wade感招加入邁阿密
和同時受到Wade感招的Bosh組成三巨頭
好不風光,在直播先打臉克里夫蘭,再開Party對邁阿密球迷喊話要N連霸
諷刺的是組成的第一年遇到小牛
被司機單核擊敗,狠狠打了姆斯和姆咪認為單核奪不了冠的臉
LBJ haters高潮,姆斯也發推特嗆haters,拍花修哀度的廣告
第二年捲土重來,遇到年輕的雷霆隊
終於拿到人生第一冠,不過卻在凱文‧肚蘭特的心裡種下一枚種子
"原來抱腿這麼爽"、"原來奪冠之後迷迷會把你吹得比天還高,抱腿根本不算什麼汙點"
這樣的念頭在肚蘭特的心理悄悄萌芽
慢慢改變當初嗆湖人嗆熱火組這麼大團的肚蘭特
經過多年以後
和姆斯是好朋友的肚蘭特,看著姆斯因為熱火的腿不利索了,油頭又不受他控制
家鄉也農了很多狀元籤,該是回去把狀元籤換成新大腿來抱了
於是重返克里夫蘭
肚蘭特這時也拿了MVP了,終於了解,
你不抱腿你潔身自愛沒關係,但是NBA第一人都在抱腿,你要怎麼跟人競爭
要抱就要抱最大團,自尊、面子都隨他去了,便加入73勝勇士
放棄一切人格靠著勇士大腿們終於打敗騎士奪冠
是否諷刺地讓姆斯上了一課,
如果球星都像他一樣拋棄自尊抱腿,其實他根本很難混
姆斯汲汲營營轉來轉去費盡心機拿了3冠
現在教出了抱腿幫大弟子肚蘭特,考慮循著姆斯模式降薪抱腿1+1
死八著勇士要繼續擋在姆斯面前,
姆斯當初展開抱腿之旅的時候,有想過事情之後會變成這樣嗎?
還是今朝有腿今朝醉
姆斯一代天才智將
是不是抱腿反被抱腿誤 這一生就這3冠了
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