[轉錄][大哭] 都是老師的老二太大了啦
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作者: firejason (楚楚) 站內: StupidClown
標題: [大哭] 都是老師的老二太大了啦
時間: Thu Jul 14 09:43:23 2011
原PO是個專門騙小孩的家教老師
因為小朋友很喜歡玩遊戲
所以我會跟他們說趕快寫完功課就可以玩遊戲唷^^
某天跟家教小蘿莉玩大老二
正當太傻太天真的小女孩以為自己穩操勝券的時候
我翻開覆蓋的黑桃大老二,結束這回合
於是小蘿莉就大喊:
都是老師的老二太大了啦~~~咳咳...咳...(喝飲料嗆到)
說時遲那時快
正在陽台曬衣服媽媽框啷一聲衣架摔了滿地
我趕緊把窗簾打開以示清白...
我們真的只是在玩大老二 T^T
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看到大家反應熱烈,我就同場加映一下
事後我回家向閃光哭訴今天發生的事情
想不到他竟然冷冷的看著我說:
他想太多了,並沒有那麼大好嗎...
太過分了 (〒皿〒)
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