從偷東西看你的戀愛哲學
如果你是一個職業小偷,受雇去取一份機密文件,逃亡計畫已設想妥當,沒有後顧之憂,
你會採取何種手法?
1.買通警衛;假裝工作人員矇混溜進去偷取
2.挾強大火力直接進去搶
3.月黑風高的晚上破壞保全系統;潛進去偷
4.花兩天時間挖一個地道;直接進入保險櫃
1.買通警衛;假裝工作人員矇混溜進去偷取
你對於目前的戀愛感到徬徨和矛盾,好像少了點安全感,既期待又怕被傷害,不知道勇敢
的去愛,還是悄悄的走開。雖然他條件並不差,你總是沒辦法把心交給他,要得到你完全
的信任,似乎還要再加把勁兒。
2.挾強大火力直接進去搶
你的戀愛哲學是:只要是我喜歡,有什麼不可以。你不排斥條件比你差的情人或異國戀情
,反正只要卯上,你的愛情就像麻辣火鍋一樣燒滾滾,大膽而奔放。
3.月黑風高的晚上破壞保全系統;潛進去偷
雖然你的內心飢渴難耐,但是卻極力保持冷酷的外表。你再「悶騷」下去,當心得內傷!
對付你這種假道學的人,只能化被動為主動,才能讓你卸下面具。
4.花兩天時間挖一個地道;直接進入保險櫃
你的愛情不及格,只有托兒所程度,時常表錯情而不自知,又左思右想的裹足不前,丘比
特碰到你也傷腦筋!
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