Re: [閒聊] 最扯的搭訕
「同學,等我一下」
在西門町的街頭停了下來看著迎面而來的弟弟默默拿出包包裡的廉價小徽章
「可以幫我嗎只賣你兩百」
我默默的想了一下…
「我不要」
結果他竟然說
「好吧,那你有男朋友嗎?」
我心想他的話也太跳了?
「沒有啊,幹嘛?」
結果他竟然說
「那你眼前就有一個呀」
= =
那時覺得
現在的小孩怎麼了…
他好像才國三高一而已= =
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※ 編輯: redbeanlisa (39.9.210.54), 06/10/2016 16:45:29
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你才甲
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摁…
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這4啥
※ 編輯: redbeanlisa (39.9.210.54), 06/10/2016 16:54:40
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