[閒聊] 強王之路
紅豆生南國,春來發幾枝? 願君多採擷,此物最相思
幾天前在床下清掃出一堆垃圾,其中還有一顆小紅豆
喔喔喔喔,不是啦,那個是蟑螂的卵..
你可以想像一顆卵可以生出數十隻活潑的小強強嗎?
本來我想用脫鞋打爛它的,畢竟本座痛恨蟑螂 by the way 昨天在喝無糖純喫茶時
竟然驚覺有個東西在我唇上...驚,竟然是隻小強...orz 應該不是原本就在裡面的吧
正題
但我萌生了一個更邪惡的想法 - 光源螂計畫
我找了一個透明塑膠盒把它放進去,下面還墊了一塊孔雀餅乾
等到他們長大到一定程度後,我就停止餵食! 要讓小強們相煎!
我記得小強這種生物會吃同類的屍體,等到只剩下一隻小強時,
它就是踏著兄弟們的屍體存活下來的強王!
到時我會拍幾張強王的照片讓各位瞻仰神威
喔絲,今天卵已經破了,好多白白的小蟲子跑出來
正在享用那塊軟掉的孔雀餅乾,他們不知道自己的命運竟然是如此砍顆吧 科科
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