[心得]不會喝就不要喝吧
台灣的勸酒文化很奇怪
好像你喝越多越強
一次乾才是尊重對方
我朋友平常不喝酒的,因為調職的關係
前一天晚上跟朋友慶祝
在KTV喝了三罐啤酒
離開時很清醒,
結果回到家上廁所小便時,不勝酒力暈倒
醒來的時候覺得奇怪
自己怎麼很虛弱的趴在地板上
用手肘撐起自己上半身時,看到紅色一滴一滴的滴了地板好多點
一整個嚇到,原來自己暈到的時候
頭去撞到地板,把眉毛那邊撞了五公分的撕裂傷,縫了九針
醫生看到直搖搖頭說"你這撞的碎碎的,要去找整形外科"
他當下覺得好像真得要跟十姑娘共度餘生了....
結果到新單位報到時,眼睛腫得跟豬頭一樣
每個人都問他怎麼了,也只好說是走路跌倒
好可憐....
好吧,我承認我就是我朋友
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