[徵文] 這是仇女文
主啊！求你陶冶我的公主，使他夠從驕傲變成傲嬌；勇敢到能嗆走小三 ( 兩條船的船夫沒
問題嗎 ?)；在誠實的分手中，毫不氣餒；在發喜帖轟炸時，仍保持謙遜溫和。
主啊！求你塑造我的公主，不至空有幻想而缺乏美德；引導他在認識你的同時，也知道認
識自己才是幸福的基石。
我祈禱，願你引導他不求安逸、舒適，相反的，經過壓力、艱難和挑戰，學習在配偶無薪
假中挺身站立，學會憐恤那些在重壓之下失敗的弱勢。
求你塑造我的公主，心地善良，目標遠大(父母雙亡遺產千萬$%!@誤)；使他在使喚阿宅時
，也懂得駕馭慾望，而非被媒體商人姊妹帶著跑；永不忘記過去的教訓，又能伸展入未來
的理想。
當他擁有以上的一切，我還要禱求，賜他足夠的幽默感，使他能認真嚴肅，卻不致過分苛
求自己。懇求賜他謙卑，使他永遠記牢，偉大中的平凡，運動型的更可貴(活力>>>化妝)，
女強人也能傲嬌。
如此，我這做阿宅的，才敢偷偷說：
1.「大丈夫だ、問題ない」
2. そんな裝備で大丈夫か？
3. 阿宅要求這麼多，開 D 槽比較快吧？
英文很破只剩國中水準 所以沒有英文版本
不過麥帥是真的很不錯啦
畢業後國文課本還記得的大概不到20篇 其他考過就還老師了 orz
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Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when he is weak,
and brave enough to face himself when he is afraid; one who will be proud and
unbending in honest defeat, and humble and gentle in victory.
主啊！求你塑造我的兒子，使他夠堅強到能認識自己的軟弱；夠勇敢到能面對懼怕；在誠
實的失敗中，毫不氣餒；在勝利中，仍保持謙遜溫和。
Build me a son whose wishbone will not be where his backbone should be; a son
who will know thee and that to know himself is the foundation stone of
knowledge.
懇求塑造我的兒子，不至空有幻想而缺乏行動；引導他認識你，同時又知道，認識自己乃
是真知識的基石。
Lead him, I pray, not in the path of ease and comfort, but under the stress
and spur of difficulties and challenge. Here let him learn to stand up in the
storm; here let him learn compassion for those who fail.
我祈禱，願你引導他不求安逸、舒適，相反的，經過壓力、艱難和挑戰，學習在風暴中挺
身站立，學會憐恤那些在重壓之下失敗的人。
Build me a son whose heart will be clean, whose goal will be high; a son who
will master himself before he seeks to master other men; one who will learn
to laugh, yet never forget how to weep; one who will reach into the future,
yet never forget the past.
求你塑造我的兒子，心地清潔，目標遠大；使他在指揮別人之前，先懂得駕馭自己；永不
忘記過去的教訓，又能伸展入未來的理想。
And after all these things are his, add, I pray, enough of a sense of humor,
so that he may always be serious, yet never take himself too seriously. Give
him humility, so that he may always remember the simplicity of greatness, the
open mind of true wisdom, the meekness of true strength.
當他擁有以上的一切，我還要禱求，賜他足夠的幽默感，使他能認真嚴肅，卻不致過分苛
求自己。懇求賜他謙卑，使他永遠記牢，真偉大中的平凡，真智慧中的開明，真勇力中的
溫柔。
Then I, his father, will dare to whisper, "I have not lived in vain".
如此，我這作父親的，才敢低聲說：「我沒有虛度此生。」
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