Re: Lost搞笑版

看板Lost作者eve28x (很多鵝)時間18年前 (2005/12/14 19:56)推噓13(13推 0噓 13→)

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(繼續....) 偽Locke: and here comes trouble.... (Survivor <我要活下去> 主題響起. 主持人 Jeff Probst 從林中出來) 偽Kate: <我要活下去> 的傑夫? Jeff Probst from Survivor? 真Jeff: 感謝老天我終於找到你們了 Yeah, thank God I found you guys. 我被困在這裡好幾週了 I've been strained here for weeks, 而且我的鼻竇炎很嚴重 and I have the WORST sinus infection. (真Jeff擤鼻子, 結果傳出詭異的尖叫聲) 偽Shannon: 等等,你的意思是說我們一直在拍 Wait, you mean all the time <我要活下去>, 而且沒人來救我們? we were shooting Survivor, and no one came to save us? 偽Hurley: (甩SHannon巴掌) 閉嘴啦 Shut-up! (To Jeff)老兄,你的工作人員咧? Dude, where is your crew? 他們會救我們嗎? Can they rescue us? 真Jeff: 恐怕不會,我是唯一留下的人 Afraid not. I'm the only one left. 偽Jack: 你的意思是什麼? 出了什麼事? What do you mean? What happened? 真Jeff: 我們收工以後,我走進叢林撒泡尿 Well, we finished shooting, I went in the jungle to take a whiz, 出來的時候大家都不見了 Come back up and everybody's gone! 我很確定他們很快就會回來了 I'm sure they'll be back soon. 偽Locke: 島可不是這麼跟我說的.... That's not what the island is telling me. 偽Hurley: 老兄,我也想上電視 Dude, I want to be on television. 你是怎麼得到這份工作的? How did you get your job? 有什麼樣的來龍去脈? How did it all begin? 真Jeff: 噢....我...去參加試鏡. Oh...I auditioned for it. 然後就得到工作了. And I got it. 偽Locke: 故事才沒那麼簡單呢... There is more to the story than that... 真Jeff: 不,我是說真的. 就是這樣. No, honest. That's what happened. (回憶) (CBS電視台) 女主管: 這位是傑夫,應徵主持人 This is Jeff Probst, reading for "the host". 傑夫,你準備好就開始了. Whenever you're ready, Jeff. Jeff: 我可以準備一下嗎? Can I take a moment? 女主管: 當然可以啦. Sure! (Jeff "熱身") Jeff: 好了,我可以了. Okay, I am ready. 女主管: 好,我們等你開始 Okay, we'll be waiting. Jeff: "歡迎來到部落議會!" "Welcome to the tribal council!" (註:不熟悉Survivor的人歡迎到RealityShows參考精華區) 女主管: 天啊,這太完美了! 我喜歡! Oh my God! That was perfect! I like that! Jeff: 謝謝妳 Thank you. 女主管: 你知道嗎?跟你說老實話, You know what? To tell you the truth, 我們只中意你和另一個人 it's down to you and one other person, 你不介意到外面等一下 so would you mind waiting in the hall 我們好做決定? while we make that decision? Jeff: 太感謝了,謝謝你們,大感動.... Thank you, thank you so very much, ... 女主管: 行了,你可以出去了 Okay, you can leave now. Jeff: 好, 謝謝你們! 好萊塢萬歲! All right, thank you! 謝謝你們! 謝謝! Go Hollywood! Thank you! (走道) Jeff: 我想就剩我們倆吧? So I guess it's just between us, huh? 倒楣鬼: 哼, 我知道你拿不到啦, Nah, I know you weren't in. 我贏定了. It's ALL ME. 我有外貌優勢, I've got the look, 還有一身好傢伙 and I've got the guns. Jeff: 你很熱中健身之類的吧..? so you like to work out and stuff? 倒楣鬼: 既然你站著, 幫我倒杯水吧? you're up. Give me some water? (飲水機旁: 老鼠藥) Jeff: 當然好嘍. 沒問題. Yeah. Sure. No problem. (現實) 偽Sun: 回憶片段終於結束嘍! Flashback's over! 偽Kate: 我不在乎你的過去 I don't care about what your past is. 我想我愛上你了 I think I'm falling in love with you. 偽Jack: Kate...我怎麼辦? Kate...what about me? 偽Kate: (對Jack 搖頭) (To Jeff) 跟我來, Follow me, I want to show you 我想讓你看我最心愛的草叢 my favorite bush. (註: Bush - 女性某身體部位) 真Jeff: 歹勢啦, 老兄. Sorry, Bro. 偽Locke: 這是陷阱 Boobtrap. 偽Charlie: 你的通靈能力太神奇了! Your psychic ability is amazing! 偽Locke: 沒有啦,每個禮拜都有人 Nah, somebody steps in the 踩到繩結陷阱. rope trap every week. 偽Shannon: 啊,我不是要抱怨啦 Argh, I am not complaing, 只是這個"神秘島"劇情 but this "mysterious island" thing 變得很沒新意了 is getting very predictable. (Fantasy Island <夢幻島>) 主角現身老人: 別太鐵齒! Don't be so sure! 在夢幻島上,處處有微笑! Smiles! Smiles everywhere! Where? In the Fantasy Island! 矮人: 飛機! 飛機在海裡! The plane! The plane is in the ocean! (結束:FANTASY ISLAND!) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.115.34.29 ※ 編輯: eve28x 來自: 140.115.34.29 (12/14 20:59)

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