Re: [情報] David Gest之MJ第一次喝醉酒小故事

看板KingofPop作者ChesterB (很難想)時間13年前 (2010/09/01 08:47)推噓15(15推 0噓 5→)

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故事五 We would go to Disneyland. We both loved rollercoasters. Sometimes we would go on them twenty times in a row. 我們會去迪斯奈我們都很愛雲霄飛車會連玩20幾次 (老大你真神人) Often, Michael would wear disguises. Once, he was a sheikh and I was his translator. We would go into a place called Carnation Restaurant in Disneyland where they served great tuna salad and sandwiches. Michael was eating organic food only, although, at that time, he had a rather strange idea of what organic was. We would go to KFC, Michael reckoned if you took off the skin it became organic. 通常麥可會喬裝有一次他扮一個阿拉伯長老我扮成他的翻譯我們去了狄斯奈裡的餐廳有很好的鮪魚和三明治當時麥可只吃有機食物雖然他對有機食物的定義很奇怪我們會去 KFC 他會認為你把皮撕了就變有機了 Anyhow, at Carnation on this particular day, there were two elderly women and a gentleman in their eighties from Croydon. We started talking in our mock Arabic to each other. 總之某天我們去了有兩個年老的女人和一個男人都八十多歲了我們開始用自己掰的阿拉伯語談話 When the two ladies looked over, I turned to one of them and explained, “The Sheikh Majolini wanted me to tell you that you are a beautiful woman and so is your friend,” I said. 當那兩個女人看過來時我跟他們解釋說長老要我跟你們說你們兩位很美麗 These two ladies probably hadn’t been paid a compliment like that in the last couple of decades so they started smiling. We then got talking. They asked what the Sheikh was doing here and I said he had just got divorced from his 97th wife and was now on his 154th child. 那兩個女人大概幾十年沒被人這樣稱讚過了所以他們笑了我們聊起天來他們為說長老在這裡幹嘛我說他剛跟他第97任妻子離婚他現在有154個小孩 “He has 154 children?” they asked, looking shocked. 他們驚訝的說154個小孩? “That he knows of,” I said. “He has had 97 wives…” and I started naming them, “Jada, Jami, Shakira, Vera…” with Michael saying them in mock Arabic. 我說那只是他知道的他有97個老婆 Jada, Jami.....然後麥可跟他們亂掰阿拉伯語 There was nothing malacious in it. In fact, Michael picked up their bill. He was like that, always pulling practical jokes on people. 我們不是有惡意的事實上麥可幫他們付了帳單他就是很喜歡對別人惡作劇 Sometimes though, the joke would be on us. The funniest thing that ever happened to us was when we went for pancakes one night. It was after 1am and our regular haunt, Dupars, was closed, so we went to another pancake house that we knew on Ventura Boulevard. There was only one couple in there; normally it held 150 people. 不過有時就是我們鬧笑話了最好笑的一次是有一天晚上我們要去吃鬆餅是半夜一點我們平常去的那家關門了所以我們去了另一家那裏只有一對夫妻在那裏平常可容150人 The waitress who served us was in her late sixties or early seventies. This was around 1979, when Off The Wall came out. Michael was the no. 1 artist in the world. She didn’t recognize him at all. 服務生大概有六七十歲了這是大概1979年當時Off the Wall剛發行麥可可是世界最有名的藝人但她卻不認得他 We got to the table and she come over and asked us what we wanted to order. I put on a Saudi accent and went “Yamaka fallesh.” 我們坐好她過來問我們說我們要點甚麼我用蘇丹的口音說 Yamaka fallesh Michael started laughing. The waitress slapped him across the face with the back of her hand. She said, “This is not funny. Your friend is from a foreign country and you have respect for people from foreign countries.” 麥可就開始笑了那個服務生用她的手背賞了他一巴掌她說這一點都不好玩你朋友是從外國來的你要尊重從外國來的人 (MJ被賞巴掌XDXD) Michael got nervous. He wasn’t used to being treated like that in public. He slid further inside the booth so he couldn’t get slapped again. 麥可緊張了起來他不習慣在公眾場合被這樣對待他滑向座位更裡面一點以防再被賞巴掌 I asked, “What is pancake? Explain please.” 我問甚麼是鬆餅請解釋 The waitress started miming a pressing motion. She said, “It’s like a cake that you press down.” 服務生開始用壓的姿勢的說就像是你把他用力壓的蛋糕 Michael started to laugh again and she started to put her hand up again, so he slid further away. 麥可又開始笑了當她再次抬起她的手麥可更往座位裡面滑 She then said, “Ok, I’m going to take you back to the kitchen.” She and the cook showed us how to make pancakes. I ordered some. 她又說好我要帶你去後面廚房然後她展示怎麼做鬆餅我點了一些 When the pancakes came to our table, I took the syrup bottle and emptied the whole bottle all over the pancakes. She immediately slapped me across the face. It hurt. 當鬆餅來時我把整罐楓糖都倒上我的鬆餅她馬上賞我一巴掌好痛 “Not funny,” she said. Michael was laughing again. 她說不好玩麥可再旁邊又笑了 She brought me a new batch and I ate them. When we left, Michael left her a $200 tip. 她給了我新的一盤我吃完了當我們走時麥可留了200塊的小費 We were in the car park, heading back to Michael’s Rolls Royce, when the waitress came running after us. 我們走到停車場往麥可的勞斯萊斯前進但服務生追了出來 “I’m not taking this. You boys are probably working your way through college and you need the money,” she said, not even noticing the car he was driving. 她說我不會收的你們才剛要工作準備上大學你們需要這筆錢她甚至沒注意到麥可開的是甚麼車 Michael insisted but she said, “No, I’m not taking it.” We couldn’t believe it. 麥可堅持要付給她但她說不我不會收的我們不敢相信她居然不收 -- In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. In a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe. ~~~~By Michael Jackson -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 173.59.231.40

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