Fw: [新聞] 傻男欲治早洩 聽信巫醫指示性侵刺蝟
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標題: Fw: [新聞] 傻男欲治早洩 聽信巫醫指示性侵刺蝟
時間: Thu Jun 14 03:34:52 2012
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作者: sunmaid (曾經太年輕) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [新聞] 傻男欲治早洩 聽信巫醫指示性侵刺蝟
時間: Thu Jun 14 00:59:24 2012
1.完整新聞標題/內文: 傻男欲治早洩 聽信巫醫指示性侵刺蝟
蘋果日報 2012年06月14日00:35
許多古老的文化都有著不可思議的「民俗療法」,但有些用現代眼光來看,根本不可理喻
,相信而照做的人可能只能怪自己傻。
塞爾維亞35歲男子尼柯拉維奇(Zoran Nikolovic)對自己「床笫之間」的表現十分不滿意
,他自認為有嚴重的早洩問題,尋求過各種治療方式都沒有效果。日前,他遇到一名巫醫
,巫醫告訴他,有個百分之百有用的傳統民俗療法,就是去和一隻刺蝟發生關係。
尼柯拉維奇說:「我願意付出任何代價,只要能讓我『做』久一點。那個巫醫告訴我必須
去和刺蝟做愛,我一聽到轉頭就要走,但他保證這個方法百分之百有效,經過了全面而慎
重的考慮,我決定試一下。」他特別找了一隻渾身長滿刺、體型較大的刺蝟,結果,早洩
治好沒不清楚,他的「寶貝」卻已千瘡百孔,被扎的到處都是洞。
他並沒有告訴他的女友,「天知道她會怎麼看我。我想我是個白癡,我怕她會因此把我甩
了。」英國《太陽報》(The Sun)的健康顧問表示:「我不推薦這種療法,我也不確定這
能不能治好早洩,但我想他以後應該不會再想做愛了。」
2.新聞連結: http://0rz.tw/PhxGl
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