[轉錄]Re: [問卦] 有沒有台灣軍事科技其實很強的八卦??
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作者: a741085 (向前一鏢) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 有沒有台灣軍事科技其實很強的八卦??
時間: Thu Jun 11 00:25:16 2009
※ 引述《jackyoyo (Jack Yo Yo)》之銘言:
: 聽說
: 台灣科技研發技術很強
: 很多東西其實台灣自己就可以製造
: 只是礙於某些因素
: 不能做出來
: 有這方面的八卦嗎??
國軍製造武器真的是第一名
當初高裝檢我們連上被抽到
後參官點完之後 77多一台
連長瘋掉了
{怎麼會多一台!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
{去你媽的通信負責人,把這台77給我弄消失!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
{啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
連長高潮了
化學官這時再補一槍
[報告連長,有一包化學面具袋裡面是裝乖乖........沒有防毒面具]
{乖乖!!!!!!!!!!!!!化學負責人!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
{我去你媽的乖乖!!!!!!你要把面具給我生出來!!!!!!!!!!!}
{你們這群天兵!!!!!!我肏你媽的乖乖!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
{啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
連長又丟了
兵工官再捅一刀
[報告連長,你們65k2少了兩把]
連長不說話了
這件事到了晚上
我們的發財車回來了
載了4塊大塊的保麗龍
連長把木工跟化學跟兵工負責人叫過來
{我不管,這些保麗龍給你們,你們給我生出東西來}
我遠遠的看到化學負責人在防空地上挖洞,旁邊還擺著那台多出來的77
在一個晚上,我們連上製造出來兩把65k2,一具防毒面具
還去買了快6000塊的廣告顏料
松香水用了快兩桶
當天我站兩點四的哨
兵工負責人在外面抽菸
[喂,阿翔,你的槍是做好沒]我問他
[幹你娘,一點都不像,死定了]他快哭出來了
[拿來看看]我跟他說
他拿給我一把很像在上軍訓課用的木槍,不過整把是黑的
[挖幹~連粘孔你都有做耶]我一扳,斷了
[幹,你很機掰耶]阿翔超緊張
[沒差啦,你穩的]
[穩的????]
[穩死的]
[幹你娘]
當天裝撿時,裝檢官一把拿起來那把假的
試瞄了一下
[做多久?]問兵工負責人
[一個晚上]阿翔快跪下來了
[為什麼沒有粘孔]
[被他玩斷了,來不及買強力膠]阿翔指著我
最後兵工竟然零缺失過關
化學的就很慘
他一直跟裝檢官說他做的那是真的化學面具
[你看嘛,可以戴啊,你看嘛]
[這算甚麼重大缺失嘛,幹咧]
最後鬧到參謀主任那邊,參謀主任給他扛起來才沒事
國軍超屌!!!!!!!!!
以上
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