[轉錄][超幹] 找不到女朋友的男人的十大特徵
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作者: sanvan () 看板: Hate
標題: [超幹] 找不到女朋友的男人的十大特徵
時間: Tue Nov 15 21:46:11 2005
1、不抽煙
2、只能喝少量的啤酒
3、不會賭博(指不會賭錢的撲克、麻將遊戲)
4、沒有一套奇裝異服(比如超短上衣,大肥褲子,全是窟窿等的牛仔褲)
5、下班直接回家,晚上在家睡覺
(民間流傳:按時回家是窮鬼,十點回家是酒鬼,午夜回家是 色鬼,凌晨回家是賭鬼
!)
6、每月拿到手的工資低於40000元
7、不能輕易將一個男生制服(指不能打架)
8、身高不足180cm
9、有爹有娘沒車沒房(注:房指沒有自己的一棟房子,和父母住一起)
10、不哈日韓、不會跳街舞、長得不像人和帥哥 不敢頂撞父母……
現在的社會,據說以上具有其中三條就絕對找不到女朋友
幹~~我中六項啦~~
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酸鞋子,死不服老有霉力,虛偽奸角的臉龐,台客一般的氣質,膚淺的內涵
亡少萎,183首席楣形男,演技稚嫩誇張,有垃圾級水準,充滿眼屎的眼神
許夢澤,超級陰沉楣少男,喪家大哥哥,迷倒破麻少女,Ptt全部牛迷為他癡狂
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