Re: 大家覺得金庸裡哪一段最好笑~
寺中上下僧侶憋了兩年多的氣,難得今日張三丰自己送上門來,正好大大的折辱他一番。
空智便道:“張真人自承是從少林寺中偷得武功,可惜此言并無旁人聽見,否則傳將出去
,也好叫江湖上盡皆知聞。”張三丰道:“紅花白藕,天下武學原是一家,千百年來互相
截長補短,真正本源早已不可分辨。但少林派領袖武林,數百年來眾所公認,貧道今日上
山,正是心慕貴派武學,自知不及,要向眾位大師求教。”
空聞、空智等只道他“要向眾位大師求教”這句話,乃是出言挑戰,不由得均各變色,心
想這老道百歲的修為,武功深不可測,舉世有誰是他的敵手,他孤身前來,自是有恃無恐
,想來在這兩年之中又練成了什么厲害無比的武功。一時之間,三僧都不接口。最後空性
卻道:“好老道,你要考較我們來著,我空性可不懼你。少林中千百名和尚一擁而上,你
也未必就能把少林寺給挑了。”他嘴裡雖說“不懼”,心中其實大懼,先便打好了千百人
一擁而上的主意。
我覺得這段很有畫面感 就好像剛出新手村就碰到最終關boss一樣
可以感受到一整排白飄飄的老僧一臉淡定但袖裡的手狂轉念珠
年輕的弟子手心出汗雙腿發軟
記憶力好的老僧冀望身後不起眼處可以如昔年再竄出一個虛竹或是張君寶
而且這是股來自同道力量的威脅所以更顯滑稽
尤其是三僧都不接口的當下 空聞空智大概是叫苦連天OS怎惹來這老妖怪吾命休矣
不過張三丰真要發起狠一個人挑掉少林應該也不太可能
少林可以學任盈盈一樣抓小小張牽制 如果他們拉得下臉的話
總之看不到張三丰虐菜實在是很遺憾呀
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