[閒聊] 福山雅治和千原弟結婚的網友推特留言
看板JP_Entertain作者realgenius (smiling angel)時間8年前 (2015/09/29 14:39)推噓80(80推 0噓 10→)留言90則, 79人參與討論串1/2 (看更多)
昨天一連兩個結婚消息
Twitter上的推文快把我笑死了
翻幾個給大家看看
http://matome.naver.jp/odai/2133871608310008401
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福山雅治結婚報導後的時間軸:
驚嚇過度提早下班的女子增多→可以預期
貼出尚未結婚的藝人頭像一覽→可以預期
同一天出現千原弟的結婚報導→無法預期
毫無關聯的福山通運股價上漲→無法預期
2.
店內傳來福山雅治的背景音樂→一位年輕姊姊突然哭了出來
→店員問「怎麼了嗎?」
→姊姊「對晡起 (原文是すっすびばせん, 應是すみません, 但哭得太傷心…)
我本來想說不要再想起福山先生結婚的事, 但一放這首歌我又…; ;」
→店員把背景音樂改成ZARD的「負けないで」
→全場鼓掌
3.
福山雅治對結婚這事,說什麼「想要一個樸實而快樂的家庭..」,不可能啦
光是福山雅治和吹石一惠在同一個房間時,就會花兒滿開、鳥兒唱歌、光芒照耀、天使吹
喇叭了,樸實什麼的不可能啦
4.
我如果現在死掉,就可能投胎成為福山雅治和吹石一惠的小孩了
5.
你也可能會成為千原弟的小孩
6.
話題欄看成「千原弟和福山雅治結婚」驚了一下。先驚了才發現是看錯
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時間軸文字列讓我看成「千原弟和福山雅治結婚」這種莫名的錯誤
8.
福山粉絲的朋友邊說「這…這表示他的DNA流傳後世了」,
邊像戰國時代武家人一樣的喜極而泣
9.
「我聽到福山雅治結婚的消息,無心工作了。先回去了。明天也請假」後輩女性說完就早
退了。老闆(50歲男性)不知為何也受到打擊,立刻下班了
10.
三種派你是哪一派?
(1)千原弟的小孩稱作千原弟弟
(2)千原弟的小孩出生瞬間, 千原弟變成千原哥, 小孩變成千原弟
(3)即使生了小孩, 千原弟還是叫初代千原弟, 小孩稱作二代千原弟
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