[轉錄]Re: 關於我的司馬
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作者: kvives ( ̄□ ̄|||) 看板: WarCraft
標題: Re: 關於我的司馬
時間: Tue Sep 26 01:29:54 2006
昨天我的菲律賓女傭經過市場,
耳聞有個魚販說有個小子玩司馬撐血撐防...就是你...
哈哈哈,我當場嚇了一跳,原來開玩笑。
這個世界上居然還有人玩司馬撐血撐防?這分明是衝著我來的。
我就是二公子!
你用司馬還要撐血撐防,我才懶得鳥你,
我直接就可以看穿哪個是魏延分身後的本尊,這叫做特異功能。
這裡有根五十元樹枝,只要我輕輕一賣......
就立刻變成二十五元了,
因為我還沒發功啊!我一發功還能在4.2e變出一把黃金斧來阿!
你說我瞎掰啊?我還說你是落翅仔裝在室呢!
看什麼啊!你要是不服氣就上個網際網路大家來研究一下,
當然你要是補償我個一百幾十萬的,我就不再說了。
還瞄我!你以為不用錢哪!
抄下我的住址,是魏國右邊那間旅店左邊第一排上面數下來第二個,
我再重複一次,是魏國右邊那間旅店左邊第一排上面數下來第二個,
你不找我我沒關係,因為這將是你的損失,
十級以後你不要再來旅店找我,因為我~已經~推到~對面~火塔了!
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