Re: [問卦] 教主今天要怎麼慶祝??消失
大家好
我是工口芒果老師
※ 引述《qazxc1156892 (QQ)》之銘言:
: 這次八卦版選舉 我認為最大贏家不是^Q^或K少
: 而是教主 選前各種助攻 為了就是不讓四叉選上
: 但結果也如同教主預料的一樣 四叉跌落神壇
: 教主今天要怎麼慶祝這麼榮耀的時刻呢??
: 我想今天選舉結果一定比AMD重返農藥更讓教主欣慰
關於這事我略知一二
很多年以前我玩網路遊戲萬王之王的時候R
認識惹一葛女角
名字叫做G-cup美少女
她常常做一些風騷的動作跟言語
所以每次看她上線我都會忍不住ininder
可是
某次參加網聚
發現G-cup美少女其實是中年大叔
簡單來講就是網路人妖
此後大家就都叫他G叔惹
G叔信奉教主多年
聽聞教主隱居竹圍竹林寺
一直想找機會去潮聖
剛好這次版主選舉
保甲總局全面敗退
G叔就想說到竹圍竹林寺去恭聽教主聖諭
G叔搭捷運到竹圍站
從馬偕醫院旁邊的小巷往山上走
還先在巷口吃惹碗牛肉麵
走到竹林寺
沒看見眾多肥宅信徒
只看到一葛p孩童子在那邊掃地
G叔問童子 教主何處去
童子便告訴他 在更裡面的芒果山
不是花果山是芒果山
G叔走惹不知道多久
應該已經在芒果山裡面惹
看見一葛好像是水濂洞的地方
濕濕的
有海鮮的味道
G叔往洞裡走去
洞裡有面鏡子
G叔仔細看看鏡子
發現鏡子裡的自己
竟然是G-cup美少女
G叔一時不能自己
看者鏡中的G-cup美少女
忍不住就尻惹一發
射惹很多 射射平安
所以說問教主怎摸慶祝保甲總局的挫敗
我想就是射射平安八
阿
大家可能會很好奇
G-cup美少女究竟要怎摸尻尻呢?
關於這點
我想
大家有空到芒果山水濂洞走一趟
就會知道箇中奧妙惹
大guy4這樣
認同請分享
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