[爆卦] 明日上映:資蛆大匯演消失
吃飽散步青島東,突然間頭暈做了個夢。
魯妹首先看見喬王被暴民推倒的身影,苦肉計一舉成名,風向大變,
資進黨上下一心譴責暴力,最後的良心0淑分黨紀處理,砍假大戰延到明天
夢境畫面一轉,那個口齒不清的人今天很擔心過不了的話他的威信會掃地,
所以就去找了蛆蛆情義相挺,要來演一場戲~
劇本是這樣子的:
明早6:40分
挺同大將許薏仁一起萬安演習,金門人牽著五隻羊先衝進去佔位。
8:30一到,
資蛆兩黨會衝上台去大打一架,你打我我打你,打出感情與熱情,
藍色綠色分不清你儂我儂,
然後主席一聲令下,大家不要吵了直接表決處理,
然後勞工七天假正式GG。
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夢到這我就醒惹,有人可以幫小魯妹解個夢嗎 (0_0???
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人家做夢系剌 做個夢也要不自殺聲明 人生好辛苦 勞工好辛苦啊 哭哭
※ 編輯: ChiungBut (101.14.50.45), 12/05/2016 19:09:54
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