[問卦] 有沒有做愛或上床代稱的卦消失

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洨弟今年21 生性害羞又沒經驗 想跟交往三個月的初戀女友 開口邀請一起做愛做的事 不知道如何代稱才好 才不會嚇壞她 除了 做愛/上床/打炮/修幹 這些常看到的白話文 還有朋友教我的 啪啪啪/蹦蹦 認真向各位30cm大神求解 希望第一次 能有美好的開始 與美麗的回憶 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 101.13.16.121 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1477843919.A.0D7.html
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凹咖<= 9成以上年輕人看不懂
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造愛
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不用問，坐就對了
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合體啊 合體會變強欸
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做大人的事
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愛愛愛愛愛內含光
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停車做愛楓林晚
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反正一起睡搞搞 再慢慢摸就好拉
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抽差阿 幹
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行周公之禮 人倫之事
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三個月== 交往一個禮拜就可以說拉
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哪有人這麼笨直接講 是不會用暗示的喔
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增產報國
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幹有女友 肥宅不噓ㄇ?
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「我可以對妳做昨天學長對妳做的事嗎？」
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吃肝
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教你啦 直接要求對方今天晚上留下來陪你
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對方沒點頭就乖乖回家尻尻 睡吧
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我想和妳一起起床
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就說想要就好了 大概也都知道
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你沒有女朋友
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願意幫大哥哥消火嗎
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竟然沒看到滾床單這個詞 之前ccr版都用這個炫耀哈
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到洋屌
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這還要講 傻孩子
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敦倫 人道 生殖行為 創造生命
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薩跑阿不然勒
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H喜媽修 要講外文 比較有情調 對了 你只是想第一次尻槍
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萬中選一=1/10000=（1/100）（1/100）=%%
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交配
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想不想飛高高
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來個光合作用吧
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那個
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拆房子!!
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直接問說可不可以插後面 不行再退而求其次插前面就好
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要一起出國嗎？
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麥芽糖，知道的都老了
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合而為一
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