[問卦] 貓要是能講話第一句話是?消失

看板Gossiping作者時間8年前 (2016/09/16 21:41), 編輯推噓43(50推 7噓 20→)
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貓 一種高傲的生物 每次嘗試跟貓溝通都擺出一副機掰臉 跟他玩總是要理不理 要是貓能講話 第一句話是什麼？ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 42.73.100.219 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1474033302.A.D2C.html
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你跪安吧
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噓
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會說肥宅滾喇幹
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馬的北七
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噓
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去挖屎啦幹
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你沒看過火箭隊的喵喵嗎?
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平身
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喵的勒...死ㄈㄓ
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我會講話
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朕知道了
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五樓你先洗乾淨
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喵
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貓：安妮娘
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奴才們給朕跪下
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飯呢？
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看三小
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母X都被我看光了
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朕乏了
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鏟屎的 飯勒
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母豬滾
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fuck
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跨三小
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就是這樣，喵
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見るんじゃねぇよ
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貓：幹！奴隸們，本皇(宮)的罐罐呢？
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果列奴在哪?
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飯?
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幹你娘 飯呢
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噓
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貓:奴才沒事滾一邊去
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九成九是髒話
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我說你們 剛剛也摸得太過火了ㄅ
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能換個主人嗎?
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4X:
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噓
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幹 死奴才 罐頭勒 還不去被善 記得鏟屎 退下
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歡迎來到小貓旅館，我是小貓
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喵
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mao
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你怎麼這麼臭啊
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幹你娘！什麼時候要挖屎啦幹
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幹你媽肥宅滾啦
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"幹 你一輩子吃營養餅乾試試看"
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幹你娘
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鏟屎的 飯呢
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去洗澡，現在！
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滾啦幹
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去鏟屎
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天上天下唯我獨尊
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喵
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哩咧跨殺小
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死肥宅看屁啊
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幹你媽的 死肥宅你先去把屎吃乾淨!!
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喵喵喵
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就是這樣 喵
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.......
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就是這樣~喵~
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噓
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朕想到再跟你說 低賤的人類
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跪下
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一是一二三的一
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火是火箭隊的火
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第一句話：喵喵喵
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幹！大雄不要每天哭腰叫我
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罐頭呢
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給我食物
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跪下。
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平身
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幹 摸沙小
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朕的罐罐呢
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以上每隻貓都躁鬱症
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只有我媽能摸我，敢摸我就抓花你!!
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快來喵喵喵喵電感應
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奴僕快幫我準備食物
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有事上奏無事退朝
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哦？
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朕乏了，你跪安吧
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夜路死苦 喧嘩上等
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