[問卦] 學會隱形、穿牆、時間暫停,該怎麼善用?消失
大家骯骯,壞死了!
隱形:完全透明,但仍會碰到東西
穿牆:陸地上平面移動不受阻礙
時間暫停:範圍內只有自己具有意識和行動能力
這三種據說是最實用的超能力惹!
如果有天醒來忽然同時擁有三種,三種喔,
該怎麼用才能用得淋漓盡致呢?
比方說當屎在滾,在正妹面前放了個超臭屁,
覺得哈茲嘎細的時候,可以迅速隱形,
然後用穿牆術第一時間衝進廁所,
萬一有人正在拉屎,就用時間暫停把他移走。
像這樣是不是算滿活用的?
還有更好計畫的卦嗎?
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有夢最美欸
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有聽說,沒看過,感謝分享
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邊緣人在西門町裸體跳舞也是會吸引人群der
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可是時間暫停很寂寞,
舞廳裡、廣場上,大家都像蠟像一樣。
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我駑鈍,只能想到這樣惹
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※ 編輯: butmyass (123.193.177.87), 09/14/2016 11:33:04
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我喜歡人與人真實的互動<3
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這樣好沒道德喔,壞死了
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那就把他往旁邊推倒
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我有辦證,不用超能力就可以借到飽了
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我知道。欸叫到你的號碼了
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※ 編輯: butmyass (123.193.177.87), 09/14/2016 11:52:46
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1673次腫膜了??
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屎在滾這個我講過了,你想新的好嗎
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