[問卦] 郭雪芙的弟弟去當兵會怎樣?消失
如果郭雪芙的弟弟去當兵
下部隊在中山室自我介紹的時候:
弟: 各位長官,學長大家好,我叫郭雪鴻..
(學長插話)
學長: 哈,那跟郭雪芙有什麼關係?
弟: 雪芙是我姐姐...
學長: 學弟幽默噢!
弟: 我姐真的叫郭雪芙
班長: 妳姊是郭雪芙,我妹就是新垣結衣了
(解散)
第一週大兵手冊交上來後
雪鴻後方生活園地照片真的有跟姐姐的合照
驚動全連
會發生什麼事情呢?
狀況模擬一
同梯弟兄: 欸雪鴻今天站哨,我都幫你站好不好,放假幫我跟你姐要簽名照
狀況模擬二
安官: 請二兵 郭雪鴻 速至輔導室
(雪鴻進入輔導室)
輔導長:
雪鴻,上次你跟你姐姐住對吧... 那你潛入她房間,幫我拿幾件...貼身衣物來
POA給你三天榮譽假,原汁的給十天榮譽假
狀況模擬三
連長: 這次懇親假,家人有來的,可以累積一次么兩,除雪鴻外,其他不敬禮解散
(集合後)
連長: 雪鴻,你姐會來懇親吧? 你姐如果有來,連長破例給你三次么兩假用
記得提醒你姐穿辣一點
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還會發生什麼狀況呢?
有八卦嗎?
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