Re: [問卦] 妹妹很喜歡罵髒話怎麼辦消失
之前妹妹很愛罵髒話
所以我們制定一個量表
罵 靠邀 罰5塊
罵 機掰 罰10塊
罵 幹 罰15塊
罵 幹你娘 罰20塊
結果妹妹輸到脫褲子 只好拿原味內褲抵債
但卻沒有學乖
"幹你媽肏蛋淫蟲 聞到老娘原味內褲那根臭屌就勃起了吧!!!"
她一腳踹爆我的懶覺
我倒在地上 妹妹用膝蓋猛撞我的肝臟
然後用三天沒脫絲襪的臭腳丫開始逗我的老二
臭到我不能呼吸 開始擔心老二會感染
幸好沒有這個困擾
因為懶覺被妹妹踹到掉下來了
然後妹妹就上街叫賣烤懶覺
雖然少了懶覺 卻償還了債務
果然妹妹還是長大了呢。
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~$ sudo make love -j4
Error: 女朋友.c: 沒有此一檔案或目錄
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