[轉錄]家人的怪對話
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: ongong (ongong) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 家人的怪對話
時間: Mon Jun 6 16:21:42 2005
因為老爸是婦產科醫師 姑姑是衛生所護士
因此造成家裡的對話很奇怪
話說 哥哥帶女友回家的時候 害羞的未來嫂子獨自靜靜的坐在客廳
哥哥被派去買飲料
-------------------------要開始了 分隔線-----------------------------
老爸:死小孩 你把我的子宮(模型)拿去哪裡?
我:哪一個子宮?
老爸:卵巢可以拔起來的那一個 你玩到哪裡去?(小時候有前科)
我:我沒拿....
老爸:騙人...我剛剛看到你在丟圓圓的東西
我:那哪是你的卵巢 那是姑姑明天宣導保險套要用的LP 姑姑叫我擦灰塵
而且我沒有把鳥蛋丟來丟去
老媽:(從廚房端菜出來)吵什麼.....有客人不知道嗎?丟不丟人.....
我:爸的子宮不見 怪到我頭上
老媽:那個啊 ....我怕嚇到客人 收到上頭的櫃子....
老爸:(打開櫃子)拜託 拿人家的東西 說一下好不好(手抖抖抖.....)
(卵巢滾到櫃子下)
-------------------卵巢逃脫魔掌成功 分隔線----------------
之後大家就兵荒馬亂的開始拿吸塵器 吸那兩個卵巢
這時 未來的嫂子已經臉上三條線
這頓晚餐之後.......哥哥足足有一星期不跟家人說話
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