[轉錄][轉錄]演習視同作戰...所以先寫遺書也是件普通 …

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: neohsu (Neo Hsu) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [轉錄]演習視同作戰...所以先寫遺書也是件普通的事 時間: Thu Oct 11 11:57:31 2007 ※ [本文轉錄自 Militarylife 看板] 作者: BEARROCK (中國孔孟文化協會門下生) 看板: Militarylife 標題: 演習視同作戰...所以先寫遺書也是件普通的事 時間: Thu Oct 11 11:09:23 2007 這是在我退伍前去演習時發生的事了 有一天,保防官過來交代 保防官:你們下禮拜就要去演習了,叫阿兵哥各寫一封遺書跟家書,放假前長官要看 我:怎麼跟我講啊? 保防官:你是代理輔導長啊 於是當我在晚點名時跟大家宣布了這件事,當然是幹聲連連 老兵A:X的,要去演習就已經很幹了,還要寫這鬼東西 老兵B:我已經2年沒寫過東西了,怎麼寫啊? 我:有寫就18,沒寫就08,這麼簡單 等等各排各派一員到輔導長室拿信封 想當然,有個討人厭的就來凹我寫了.... 上士甲:聽說你是中文系的啊?幫忙寫一下嘛 我:怎麼寫都沒關係嘛?(奸笑) 上士甲:我就要退伍了,沒差啦 後來,有封遺書在長官檢查時出了包 在營五查時,被政戰主任叫去訓話的營輔很火 營輔:XXX,給我過來念你的遺書,大聲念!!! 上士甲:要是我死了,請幫我收集七龍珠讓我復活(全營大笑) 後來我們去演習,他退伍了,就沒在見過面了 聽說他最後在營期間 每個人都叫他龍珠 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.62.245.64
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※ ylk:轉錄至看板 joke 10/11 11:18
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這有好笑到~
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有好笑到
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快退伍了心臟都比較大顆 但這種書 還是自己寫比較好 XD -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.137.196.85 ※ 編輯: neohsu 來自: 220.137.196.85 (10/11 11:58)
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超讚的 原來爆點在最後~
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樓上18 08指的是放假的時間
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