[評比] 我身騎白馬~~~舉獎盃
曼聯接受這報價,基本上讓人激賞
一來皇馬擁有兩個小生,一個是場上床上能力都好的C羅
一個是宗教狂熱份子(不得不承認)卡卡
光是賣球衣,賺都賺死~
皇馬球員如果上半場弄髒衣服,下半場都會換新的出場
青訓隊更是要求,可見他們非常乾淨,就跟刮了鬍子的
Johnny Damon一樣清秀
這交易讓人興奮,因為皇馬不會買Ribery了,他會來我們家
當年貝克漢不肯來巴薩,所以來的是 Ronaldinho
就像是停播的料理東西軍,永遠都有幾個來賓按錯鈕
先不說他們兩個加入後,皇馬會不會勝巴薩,畢竟尖角錐
跟紐澤西護欄還在,如果巴薩拿到 Ibra+Ribery,那麼是
沒得比,所以皇馬當然要補強,花了一億多補兩人,不如
去打造三個獎盃還快一點,還可以用鑽石打。
按現況,皇馬當然要補強,隨意評比一下:
皇馬 巴薩
球衣 一塵不染(孝女白琴) 冠軍燙號
贊助 BWIN.com UNICEF
(你贏卡好,音同冷涼卡好)
臉蛋 英俊瀟灑,全隊都帥哥 凶神惡煞跟矮小孩
主席 老奸巨猾 笑裡藏刀
體能 二月之後剩下聯賽踢 累個半死,獎盃舉了三次手好酸
體檢 Woodgate... 正常
Gaby Milito ...
球場 音效好,失6球時倒是故障 歐洲第一漂亮
(全場鴉雀無聲)
--
記者:「去年你們說Milito有傷所以退貨,Woodgate體檢健康現在卻瘸了,何解?」
主席:「你真笨,拿去年那份體檢報告掉包就行啦!他媽的Milito還真有用」
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