Re: [請益] 請問這幾則笑話的笑點

看板Eng-Class作者softseaweed (Gladys von Wackenheim)時間8年前 (2016/03/04 12:57)推噓1(1推 0噓 6→)

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※ 引述《scju (QQ)》之銘言： : 大家好 : 請問一下以下幾則笑話的笑點，括號是我的想法。謝謝！ : -------------------------- : 1.PURE GENUS : Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications. : (為什麼無尾熊不是真的熊，因為他們沒有「無尾熊純化」....？) koalafications -> qualifications : --------- : 2.VOICE PROFILING : Men are attracted to women with a raspy voice. We think: Hey, maybe she's all : done yelling. : （男人會被聲音粗獷的女人吸引（會嗎？）但她可能常大叫....？）男人會被聲音沙啞的女人吸引。因為我們覺得她可能已經尖叫完了。英文聽起來比較順中文沒有那個感覺 : --------- : 3.THIRSTY WORK : Max the baby camel walks into his parents' room at 3am and asks for a glass : of water. : "Another one?" says his dad. "That's the second glass this month." : （笑點是跟駱駝的雙峰有關嗎....？）笑點很低的笑話這個月拿第二杯水就被說拿太多 : -------- : 4.CRIMINALLY INCLINED : A policeman pulled me over last night. He said, "You've got a headlight out, : your rear tyre is completely flat, you've got an open drink in your hand and : you're not wearing a seat belt!" : I said, "I'll see you tomorrow then." : "What's that supposed to mean," he demanded. : I said, "Hang on a minute, pal. I'm on the phone." : （警察盤問駕駛，最後發現他是在講電話，笑點是....？）警察漏看了原來他還邊開車邊講電話 : ----- --

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