[請益] 請問這幾則笑話的笑點

看板Eng-Class作者 (QQ)時間9年前 (2016/03/04 12:34), 編輯推噓3(305)
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大家好 請問一下以下幾則笑話的笑點,括號是我的想法。謝謝! -------------------------- 1.PURE GENUS Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications. (為什麼無尾熊不是真的熊,因為他們沒有「無尾熊純化」....?) --------- 2.VOICE PROFILING Men are attracted to women with a raspy voice. We think: Hey, maybe she's all done yelling. (男人會被聲音粗獷的女人吸引(會嗎?)但她可能常大叫....?) --------- 3.THIRSTY WORK Max the baby camel walks into his parents' room at 3am and asks for a glass of water. "Another one?" says his dad. "That's the second glass this month." (笑點是跟駱駝的雙峰有關嗎....?) -------- 4.CRIMINALLY INCLINED A policeman pulled me over last night. He said, "You've got a headlight out, your rear tyre is completely flat, you've got an open drink in your hand and you're not wearing a seat belt!" I said, "I'll see you tomorrow then." "What's that supposed to mean," he demanded. I said, "Hang on a minute, pal. I'm on the phone." (警察盤問駕駛,最後發現他是在講電話,笑點是....?) ----- -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 114.32.32.215 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Eng-Class/M.1457066097.A.84F.html

03/04 15:12, , 1F
1 音同qualification 吧
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03/04 15:13, , 2F
沒有當無尾熊的資格
03/04 15:13, 2F

03/04 15:17, , 3F
4 應該是指 警察說很多他違規事項
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03/04 15:17, , 4F
結果駕駛人還自爆自己在講電話
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03/04 16:49, , 5F
這哪裡找來的資料,不錯耶
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03/04 21:10, , 6F
讀者文摘裡面的....
03/04 21:10, 6F

04/10 22:48, , 7F
2. 男人容易受聲音粗曠的女人吸引,因為他們覺得:
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04/10 22:48, , 8F
她應該已經吼夠了
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