Re: My band 歌詞
哈 好多消音^~^
dude是什咪??!
※ 引述《sagit (我被我阿兄拋棄了(泣))》之銘言：
: Artist: D-12 Lyrics
: Song: My Band Lyrics
: [Intro]
: I don't know dude...
: I think everybodys all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a
: band dude...
: And I think everybodys got a fuckin problem with me dude...
: And they need to take it up with me after the show...
: Because...
: [Chorus]
: These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
: But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
: Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
: All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
: [Verse 1 - Eminem]
: So I get off stage right and drop the mic
: Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
: "Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
: I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
: They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
: "Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
: "I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
: "Please, won't you please let me suck your cock"
: And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
: Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
: All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
: Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
: So like every single night they pick a fight with me
: But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
: Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
: Dude I just think you're tryin to steal the light from me
: Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
: Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
: This rock star shit, it's the life for me
: And all the other guys just despise me because of these
: [Chorus]
: These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
: But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
: Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
: All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
: My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band!
: My Band! My Band! My Band! My Bannnnnnnnnnnnd!(baaaaaby.
: (swifty - Give me this mic)
: [Verse 2 - Swifty]
: You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
: Hey dad how come we don't rap on pro tools
: Smash these vocals and do a performance
: But we ain't in a van and he in a tour bus
: You don't want my autograph, you is a liar
: And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
: What the hell is wrong with our dressing room
: Cuz our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
: See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
: All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
: So I'm more intact, tryin to get on the map
: Doin' jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back
: [Verse 3 - Kuniva and Konartis]
: Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
: Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
: Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
: (No I had an interview not you two)
: You gonna be late for soundcheck
: Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
: But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
: You know what man I'ma say somethin
: Hey yo Em
: (You got somethin to say?!)
: Man no
: I thought you bout to tell him off, man what's up
: Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
: And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
: When I was bout to talk right after you
: I swear,(oh man whatever) I swear man!
: [Chorus]
: These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
: But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
: Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
: All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
: [Verse 4 - Proof]
: They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
: Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
: I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
: I should cut his mic off when the musics starts (Hey yo its-!)
: Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
: Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
: We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
: So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
: And these guys they can find every area code
: (Proof carry my bag)
: Bitch carry your own
: Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
: (Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
: [Verse 5 - Bizarre]
: god dammit I'm sick of this group
: Time for me to go solo and make some loot
: I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
: Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
: Lose Yourself video I was in the back
: Superman video I was in the back
: For the media, I got some suggestions
: Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
: Like who's D12, how we get started
: (But what about Eminem?)
: Bitch are you retarded?
: Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
: Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
: 50 told me to do situps to get buff
: I did two and a half and couldn't get up
: Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
: I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
: [Eminem mocking Boy Band]
: Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
: and it just tears my ass apart to know that you dont know my nammmmmmme...
: Bizarre - Man fuck this)
: [Chorus - Bizarre]
: These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
: But they all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
: Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man...(Yeah)
: All because I'm the lead singer (laughs)
: My Band
: Bizarre (Our band/team)
: [Repeated 9x]
: [Outro]
: The hottest boy band in the world...
: D12!
: [Eminem]
: I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their
: underpants
: I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa
: Makes all the pretty girl's want to dance
: My salsa, woah woah look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
: My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
: Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
: And take off their underpants
: My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
: And take off their underpants, my salsa
: Where'd everybody go?
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