[道聽] 三國新梗?
今天公車上聽到一段對話，把我嚇醒。
中年人甲:那個大喬小喬阿...
青年乙:喔我知道 小喬不就是周瑜的老婆嗎...
中年人甲:錯了，大喬才是周瑜的妻子 小喬嫁給劉備
青年丙:怎麼會?我記得有人寫了什麼"一江春水向東流" 大喬小喬不是都嫁給他嗎
中年人甲:哎呀 不對啦 妳問我最清楚了 這都是歷史不能亂講的
劉備跟諸葛亮密謀 讓小喬嫁過來作為人質 於是周瑜很生氣 出兵打劉備
但諸葛亮太厲害了把他打敗
青年乙:所以這就是"賠了夫人又折兵"囉
中年人甲:是啊是啊
也許某大會這麼畫也說不定，反正三國名女性都小孟一個人演的嘛XD
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