[閒聊] 一說謊就咳嗽的超能力其實很實用吧
如題
acg界往往很多角色都有超能力比方超人會飛金鋼狼有超治癒
而先前網友提到20個沒用的超能力
http://i.imgur.com/AIglwf9.jpg
有的其實還好沒有很沒用
那突然想到
有時候人總是會在公開場合需要談話
但那個談話需要蒙混說謊
這時候如果超能力是
當要說謊的時候就咳嗽
讓人聽不清楚然後蒙混時間拖過去
這樣
其實挺不錯的吧
當要說謊的時候
就開始咳咳咳咳咳咳
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