[閒聊] 讓PTT鄉民出生在木葉忍者村會怎樣?已回收
假設出生在普通沒背景的正常家庭好了
然後長大進去忍者學校
讀書讀的很普通
手裡劍丟的一塌糊塗
查克拉不太會掌握
留級了好幾年才勉強考過畢業考
在成為下忍的時候被很嚴格的老師摧殘你的信心
從此你一蹶不振
宅在家裡吃薯片看電視看書睡覺
偶爾去一樂拉麵吃好一點
羨慕同期的鳴人佐助都已經變的超強的了
而自己竟然連在忍者世界也是個魯蛇肥宅
突然間你覺得人生不能這樣浪費
對了
有個人可以幫我變強
然後你跑去找大蛇丸拜託他幫你變強
但是大蛇丸一看到你一臉臭肥宅沒技術臭的要死還敢來這邊大小聲
於是你就被丟進實驗室吃實驗中的藥
可是那個藥有點失敗
吃完藥你馬上全身爆炸身亡GG
而且沒有人記得你沒有人為你報仇
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