[轉錄][笑話] 劉備與孔明
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作者: miko740909 (肥肥) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] 劉備與孔明
時間: Sun Sep 20 20:05:52 2009
是夜
劉備在房中看電視
劉備:哈哈哈,這影集真好看
敲門聲響起
僕人:誰阿
僕人:哎呀,是孔明軍師阿,別進來阿,主公正在看電視呢,實在是不方便阿
孔明:為什麼不讓我進來,主公看得是什麼影集這個好看
僕人:那個,那個,主公看得是魏國熱門的影集
僕人:反孔24小時阿
孔明:..........
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耶 (十字架)▕ 實┌───────┐(講台上) 耶穌問正在seminar的我
蘇 ● ▕ 驗│ ︿囧︿ │ 耶穌:小鬼,你混哪的?怎麼
的 ▔耶▔ ▕ 室│ 我 │ 比我被釘的還慘....?
信 ∥ ╭──╮▕ 的└── ╱╲ ──┘╭──╮ 我 :主啊,我是研究所新生
徒 ╭│偉大│▕ 人 ╔═══╗╭─│去死│
們=> ○●○●╰──╯▕ 們=> ○●○●○● ╰──╯ by ronall
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