[閒聊] 太極大師被格鬥狂人MMA徐海東6秒KO
這幾天的新聞,影片連結:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5GaCb0m_h0
不意外太極宗師被小夥子打假的,根本欺負老人家
不過真正的重點是影片下面的推文,笑噴XDDD
雷公太極但覺自己上半身已全在徐賊掌力籠罩之下,拳已伸到面門,當即以退為進,身形
一扭,以臉對拳,使一招從知乎大V處學來的“臉部卸力”,不但將徐賊拳峰全部卸下,
且運一口真氣於鼻,徑點徐賊拳眼上“中沖”、“關沖”、“商陽”三穴,當下打得徐賊
內息紊亂。
圍觀眾人只見徐賊拳點驟雨也似,徐賊內心卻暗自叫苦,拳力落在雷公臉上如泥牛入海無
影無蹤,自己關沖中沖商陽三穴有如雷噬,數招之間已成強弩之末,腳步踉蹌。
雷公看的真切,待他招式已老,兀的一倒,竟使出一招“倒地卸力”來,徐賊俯地一摔,
直坐在雷公身上,內力大泄不止。待得二人將將站起身來,徐賊想到三十載學武內力已廢
,擂臺道館學徒已成夢幻泡影,臉色鐵青。
雷公心有不忍,逆運一口內息,生生在口鼻處逼出血來,傳音入密道:你練番邦夷技,內
損已深,今日以臉化去你功力,也是醫你,偽作流血,留你三分薄面,道館生計可保,好
自為之吧。 徐賊大愧而去。 所以這對局表面上是雷公吃虧,實際上徐賊已經深受內傷,
不出百年必亡。
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文筆通暢有力,甲上!
中國功夫真的是吹逼最厲害XD
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