Re: [閒聊] 怎麼用天一神水毒死人?
※ 引述《centraldogma (履霜堅冰)》之銘言:
: 剛剛在看一篇綜武俠的無限流文
: 看到楚留香的部分
: 發現天一神水這個神奇的東西
: 天一神水: 無色無味,一滴神水等於三百桶水的重量,中毒後立刻全身爆裂而死
: 「妙僧」無花曾經盜走一瓶天一神水
我們來看看這段原文是啥,
楚留香道:“这便是天池‘神水宫’自水中提炼出的精英,江湖都称之为‘天一神水’
,而“神水宫”门人都称之为重水。”
李红袖动容道:“这真的就是比世上任何毒药都毒的‘天一神水’?”
楚留香道:“自然是真的,据说这‘天一神水’一滴的分量,已比三百桶水都重,常
人只要服下一滴,立刻全身爆裂而死!”
他叹了口气,接道:“而且这‘天一神水’无色无臭,试也试不出异状,所以,连这
‘沙漠之王’都难免中了暗算。”
從頭到尾就只是楚留香"據說",
實際上整本都只強調有劇毒而且無色無味,
這貨看到正妹啥話都講得出來,
就跟魯肥宅看到正妹也常說愛聽古典音樂一樣,
何必太認真XD
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人家搞不好是跟香帥講,這滴水是從三百桶水提煉出來
沒物理知識的人就會自動腦補兩個一樣重
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※ 編輯: centaurjr (210.64.72.56), 05/31/2016 10:18:15
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據說鄉民都有30CM......
※ 編輯: centaurjr (210.64.72.56), 05/31/2016 11:12:02
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最後一句就是假設腦補跟前面據說論證無關阿,
硬要扯在一起說前後有因果關係,後面成立前面才成立,
倒底是誰中文不好(笑)
真要討論中文就看看原文語意阿
楚留香很肯定的說: 第一奇毒,無色無味,卻在重量那邊加個據說
很明顯重量這段就是自己也不清楚聽來的,
你中文這麼好很難懂嗎?
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※ 編輯: centaurjr (210.64.72.56), 05/31/2016 11:39:55
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兩句話硬要拆開來看中文叫做斷章取義,自然會出現歧義
我們來看簽名檔的那兩句話,
A(人家)跟B(香帥)講話,下面提條件C(沒物理知識)的人腦補
正常中文這樣講就是C通常都是說B,少數指A,
當然你也可以說我開群嘲講看到這篇文章的人是C,
但是你要連著後面一起看,腦補天一神水有三百桶水重
這句話要成立前提是你不知道這事情才有辦法腦補,
讀者都聽楚留香講了有那麼重是要補什麼?
自然讀者是C的可能就不成立,
所以從語意自然知道沒有物理知識的人是B (香帥)
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※ 編輯: centaurjr (210.64.72.56), 05/31/2016 12:27:13
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前面提閱讀障礙,大道千百條,每個人有每個人的路,
其實不是很想回的,
但是後面整個歪掉還一直認為自己是對的,
同是修真路,提醒道友別誤入岐途也是很合理的
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※ 編輯: centaurjr (210.64.72.56), 05/31/2016 13:15:04
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