[心情] 我只是跟你開開玩笑
說個笑話給大家聽:
有一個A男喜歡B女(有男友,台商富二代在國外求學),所以B女只要心情不好就找A男
出去逛街看電影,A男也礙於B女友有男友,所以中間一直有保持適當距離
B女一通電話,A男一定隨傳隨到!
有天B女姐姐要結婚,B女陪姐姐挑鑽戒
然後LINE一張鑽戒的照片給A男說:這個鑽戒好漂亮喔!我結婚時要戴
A男:LINE給你男朋友阿!叫他買!
B女:這個男友心思都沒在她身上,等他月底回國我要分手
A男:喔!你每次都說說,然後就打電話跟我取暖!
B女:我這次是下定決心!不然我下禮拜生日,你買給我當生日禮物!
A男從小觀念傳統,覺得除非是論及婚嫁,否則絕對不可能送鑽戒
但還是跟B女約下禮拜吃飯幫她慶生。
畫面轉到B女生日當天,A男送了一個潘朵拉的手環給B女
B女這時跟A男說:我還以為你要送我鑽戒耶!
A男:男生送女生鑽戒是有特殊的意義耶!
B女:你送我也不會收!!XXX(A男本名)~我男友後天要回國,我這次一定要要跟他分手
你要不要趁今天跟我告白! 我可以考慮考慮和你在一起!!
A男這時雖然很想衝,但還是覺得不要當第三者
於是請B女分完手後,在跟你告白
兩天後,B女的臉書出現跟男友的大合照
上面寫著我們要結婚了
A男看到一頭霧水問B女
A男:不是要分手?
B女:??
A男:什麼時候打算結婚?
B女:年底或明年
A男:所以前兩天叫我跟你告白是.....?怎樣?
B女:我們之間就是朋友阿,你不覺得朋友間這樣打鬧很好笑很好玩嗎?
笑話講完了,大家覺得好笑嗎?? 笑點在哪??
我承認我就是A男,但我一點都不覺得好笑
還有一種被玩弄的感覺。
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