[討論] 請問女生,這樣讚美妳們,會覺得膚淺嗎?
看板Boy-Girl作者pelepalayaya (時羽)時間11年前 (2013/04/13 00:14)推噓144(166推 22噓 178→)留言366則, 260人參與討論串1/2 (看更多)
沒啦其實是小問題,就是我想讚美心儀的女生眼睛很大,
於是想到一個梗,想說幽默"拉勒"一下。
請問妳們,若一個妳們也感覺對妳有意思的男生(常下課跑來找妳聊天),
於聊天時這樣跟妳開玩笑,妳們會感覺該男油腔滑調的,很膚淺嗎?
男:ㄟ~我想請問妳一個問題。
女:什麼問題?
男:就是,像妳們這種眼睛那麼大的女生,看出去的東西會不會特別大啊?
例如(手握成拳頭),妳看這個拳頭會不會特別大啊?
(另一手誇示把拳頭直徑比成範圍很大)
男:像我們這種眼睛小的人,看出去的東西就特別小。
(另一手誇示把拳頭直徑比成範圍很小)
女:..........應該是不會耶!
就這樣,妳們會覺得我油嘴滑舌很輕佻嗎?還是單純很無言?
還是會覺得好笑+開心呢?
謝謝!
補充:該男跟妳只是小熟而已。
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TO ET:其實這是耍白痴欸!但會到令她反感的地步嗎?
其實這招我還滿常跟熟的女生朋友開玩笑的,反應也不錯(都暗爽在心裡),
只是還沒對喜歡的人試過,怕被討厭>________<
※ 編輯: pelepalayaya 來自: 114.42.171.191 (04/13 00:21)
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TO IO:我知道啊!所以才說是開玩笑麻!
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那會到令妳們反感的地步嗎?
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這是無厘頭啊!我會用詼諧的口吻說~其實我在校成績還差強人意不算太差,
只是我的形象不是搞笑型,怕忽然耍冷她會覺得反差太大,
但偶而也想搞笑一下咩!
"至少不會讓妳們覺得我花言巧語、油嘴滑舌、膚淺齁"
※ 編輯: pelepalayaya 來自: 114.42.171.191 (04/13 00:30)
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萬一她反應不OK我就前功盡棄GG了,我決定先調侃幾個熟的女同學,
看看她們的反應如何先~
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※ 編輯: pelepalayaya 來自: 114.42.171.191 (04/13 00:33)
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真的會反感喔!那風險太大我正常聊好了>___<
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直接忽然莫名地說妳眼睛很漂亮才油腔滑調吧!
我想說搞笑一下再順便稱讚她一下感覺還滿愉快搭!(試過熟的同學效果是不錯啦!)
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其實我打算這樣說、也這樣說過了,只是是揶揄熟的女生朋友,
她們反應也不錯(都開心在心裡),只是在想該不該對喜歡的女生開這種玩笑QQ
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