[討論] 請問男生上大號時,要怎麼擺?
看板Boy-Girl作者whitewater3 (最後的開司)時間11年前 (2013/02/12 15:35)推噓105(115推 10噓 200→)留言325則, 121人參與討論串1/5 (看更多)
先說聲新年快樂~
事情是這樣的.....
我跟女友相處一年多了
現在一起在外租房子生活
是間小套房,有一個簡單的衛浴
基本上因為屋裡只會有我跟她在
所以我上廁所或洗澡時,只會關門,不會上鎖
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前幾天晚上我在上大號時
剛好女友不小心打翻東西把手弄髒了,等不急所以想進來洗個手
他敲敲門說要洗手
我說好,她就進來了
我也沒有覺得什麼不妥
但她一看到我把LP擺在馬桶座墊上時
她馬上用驚訝又瞧不起的眼神看我
並吼我說:你怎麼這麼髒!幹嘛把那裡放在馬桶座上~
我很無奈地說:哪有髒?很乾淨呀,不都是這樣嗎?不然要我放哪裡~
她說:你們男生都這樣嗎?可是馬桶座是髒的呀~
(但我們是這間套房第一個租的客人,是新蓋好的,
家俱也都是全新的,我每天洗澡也都順便洗浴室)
我說:馬桶我都會洗呀~
她最後耍性子地說:你下次不準放啦!!
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請問大家~不論你是自住或租房子~不論你是男生是女生
你們覺得男生上大號時
LP到底要放哪裡?
我如果不擺在馬桶座上
身體往後坐的話,深水炸彈投下去,很容易被便便水洗屁屁啊!!
那種感覺很噁心的呀~~~
難不成男生上大號時,LP還要用手扶著嗎?
請大家評評理~感恩~>_<
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