[氧氣] 七月半奇女子消失
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但我想大家都有可能會遇到
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以下為發生經過
事件女簡稱A女
苦主:小弟本人
A女是某交友軟體認識,第二次語音聊天突然約我晚上公園聊天。我是一個很單純又無聊
的人,抱著忐忑不安的心情赴約,先不說A女照片差很大就算了,我車還沒停好就要我去
買幾罐啤酒、煙。(身為紳士的我,小錢兒)
這真的猛,此時此刻我正想等等要怎脫身,菸酒備齊後,坐下來開始聊天,哇靠!A女的
煙是滿的啊!我剛買的那包是?是帶回家要抽?地上也丟了兩罐空台啤,我問道:你喝的
?
A女:對呀!剛喝完。
(我OS那你還拿半手啤酒)
此時又接著說晚餐還沒吃,想吃路邊燒烤。但話都還沒講完已準備上我轎車,想假蛙爺攔
轎?好的小弟我秉持著服務精神,看看妳還可以演到哪?巷子左拐又拐來到A女指定的燒
烤攤,哇靠!燒烤攤沒開!A女崩潰著說怎會這樣,但…兩秒後說那改吃前面的熱炒店!
!!
我看著左前方有間新疆串燒,順手指著說這邊有燒烤啊!A女回答那間不好吃(明明就不
少人排隊)
好的沒有關係那就熱炒店吧!
我計畫通是假藉停車理由要來烙跑,但命運捉弄人啊!千金難買早知道,萬般無奈想不到
,熱炒店門口就豪豪大的一個車位等著你!
此時我想說:大王請賜死!
熱炒店坐下後A女問你身上帶多少錢?我婉轉的回答剩幾百塊!A女又問:900、800也是幾
百,所以剩多少?
我OS:我看你真的夠機掰!!!
A女:好啦好啦!我點兩道菜就好!夠付夠付!
(你付還我付?他X的夠付?)
點了兩道後又去拿啤酒,哇靠是多會喝!
熱炒店後續就廢話不多說了,小弟我花少少的錢買經驗遇到一位奇女子。
先感謝老天讓我平安回家
菸酒、兩道菜,我他X的就當祭拜好兄弟!
喔!對了經過我面對面對專業分析A女應該是有精神類型的疾病,對話中她很不安的一直
東張西望,說過的話題也一直重覆,也疑似虛構自己(前後對話回答不一致)
最後祝大家交友平安快樂!
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