Fw: [閒聊] 歷史上有比亞歷山大更龍傲天的人嗎
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標題: [閒聊] 歷史上有比亞歷山大更龍傲天的人嗎
時間: Tue May 31 10:59:37 2022
亞歷山大 aka征服王
大部分人對他的印象可能是FZ裡面慘遭金閃屌虐的大叔
但史實上的亞歷山大根本是龍傲天頂點 比基爾加美什有過之而無不及
老爸是巴爾幹大軍閥 從小送他去最頂的學院讀書 導師是希臘第一智者亞里斯多德
念書的時候收服了一幫死忠兄弟 每個都是王將之才
二十歲老爸意外身亡 直接即位
二十一歲平定希臘地區
二十二歲征服小亞細亞(現在的土耳其)
二十三歲打爆波斯大軍 波斯皇帝要割一半土地給他求和 他說小孩子才分一半 我全都要
二十四歲順手平定埃及
二十五歲又一次打爆波斯大軍 攻下波斯首都
征服完波斯覺得無聊 決定出發打印度
三十歲打爆戰象大軍 征服印度西北方
三十二歲回家路上暴斃 死後大家爭相搶他的屍體當聖遺物
這經歷如果寫成小說一定被當成毒物
歷史上還有比這更龍傲天的人嗎?
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劉秀贏在老婆
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拿算是一步一腳印爬上來的 跟亞歷山大這種生下來龍傲天不一樣
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西哥的遭遇很像王道漫畫主角 但跟龍傲天毒物有段差距
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