[閒聊] 如何知道女同事胸部是不是墊的?
如題
如何知道女同事的胸部是不是墊的
幫我朋友問的
他說每天看女同事穿OL套裝
胸部繃到釦子幾乎爆開彈飛
腰又超細無小腹
目測34E
普通上班族真有可能這麼大奶嗎
有這種身材還當什麼OL
直接去開OF了
腿開開錢就來
難道是墊出來的嗎
上班還墊奶 太可惡了吧
有人可能會好奇
是不是墊的關他屁事
我朋友說,如果是墊的,這種誠信有問題的女生他就不考慮往來互動
如果不是墊的,是柔軟大真奶
他會考慮進一步跟女同事接觸
交流
交往
交配
用碩大的巨根抽插她隱藏在短裙裡的鮑魚
將數以億計的精子一股腦注射進去子宮深處
受到滾燙精液刺激的卵巢分泌數之不盡的卵子迎戰
以子宮為戰場
天昏地暗的永世之戰就此開打
在子宮頸為界線
如同天堂與地獄的終局之戰
只有最強大的復仇者精子能突破重圍
突入命中注定的卵子之內
七進七出
徹底將精華灌注到內部
戰敗的卵子與精子就如同腐化王蟲的排泄物
從腥臭黏膩的鮑魚穴口汩汩流出
這就是英文名為Sex的交配行為
那麼問題來了
在執行這一套作戰計劃之前
該如何幫助我朋友印證女同事的胸部到底是不是墊出來的呢?
要交配的話,這個問題真的相當重要
對吧?
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