Re: [閒聊] 被爸媽撞見正在啪啪啪已刪文
看到這篇真的覺得跟我太似曾相似了!!!!
我家也有一位根本拿我閨房的事情當作惡趣味的老媽QQ
男友現在在當兵中
通常周末沒什麼意外的話會有一天來我家過夜
這天當然就是我整周最期待的日子-////-
我們家的房間格局是我房間連著我弟的房間
中間有個小氣窗 有窗簾擋著(但聲音通行無阻QQ)
浴室在兩個房間對面
某次睡到凌晨四點 男友爬起來上了廁所(重點:他忘記關燈!!)
爬回棉被後手就摸上來開始揉我胸
把半夢半醒的我的手抓到他的分身上
手轉往屁股那邊 拉開小丁就滑進來XD
我平常超會叫的啊但每次在家裡都不敢發出聲音忍得很辛苦QQ
這天想說:凌晨嘛~全家應該都還在熟睡~
就小聲的開始呻吟
(啊...可以叫出來真的好舒服喔...)
越叫越投入就不小心愈來愈大聲
這時候突然從門縫瞄到原本沒關的浴室燈『啪!』一聲很用力被關掉
乾!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
我剛剛呻吟超大聲的啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
怎麼辦怎麼辦怎麼辦QQQQQQQQQQ
但是男友還是捂著我的嘴巴然後我們紮紮實實的做完了(灑花)(?
六點多的時候我終於鼓起勇氣走出房門
媽媽一派輕鬆坐在客廳喝茶看劇
我:(戰戰兢兢)麻~~怎麼那麼早起~~
媽:喔對啊,欸對了,你們浴室燈要記得關啊^^
我:..................
你以為媽媽的惡趣味就到這邊了嗎?
沒有!!!她還持續玩了我好多天!!!!!
﹝對話二﹞
媽:欸~你弟跟我說他晚上聽到..........
我:(冷汗直流)......聽到什麼?
媽媽沉默
(嗚嗚嗚快講啊我無所謂了我承認我最愛亂叫啦嗚嗚)
媽:沒有啦~~~他說他聽到妳都叫妳男友寶貝,很甜蜜啊!(燦笑)
﹝對話三﹞直接派出我弟
弟:欸姊!
我:?
弟:妳男友是不是都會偷打妳啊?
我:...........蛤?
弟:我聽到你們房間傳來啪啪啪的聲音
媽:(憋笑到崩潰)
嗚嗚嗚嗚不要再玩我了
雖然過了一天
但祝全天下媽媽母親節快樂啦QQ
(哇嗚沒想到一句話引起那麼多爭論QQ刪了刪了~~~)
補個
一下班看到文章爆了有點嚇到O_O
但是我相信推文沒有惡意我也有收到luca的站內叫我快上圖XDDD
希望大家能冷靜QQ
重點是文章本身只是想分享自己的趣事而已啊~
所以那個圖在推文了啦
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