[認真] 聽到北京腔真的是會軟掉
這件事情是本小魯的朋友真是案例
記得以前當兵的時候 每次放假
火車搭到高雄火車站的時候
不是先回家 而是先到對面的克萊X裡面
大約十幾前年 那邊幾乎都是大陸妹在盤據
我朋友 因為當兵沒有的錢
只能叫比較次級的小姐湊合著用
有一次他跟我說大陸妹外型看起來
還不錯 只是下盤有點粗壯
就點那個小姐了
結果我朋友說 他說他做到一半的時候
忽然想到就問那個小姐說 你在大陸是做什麼的阿
腿好像有點粗 那個小姐就回答說
俺在大陸是種田的(字正腔圓的北京話)
幹 我朋友說不唬爛的馬上軟掉
請問各位大大 如果嘿咻到一半
女生說什麼會讓你瞬間軟屌阿
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