[心得] 第一次約炮就踩雷已刪文
我覺得這是一篇勸世文,也是紀念我是一個白癡的文......
我在生理期前後可能因為賀爾蒙因素會非常非常想要,也完全不想自己來,想要有個體溫
什麼的......
每次看到約炮教學文/心得就心動一下但最後還是沒行動ˊ_>ˋ
直到最近幾個月結束了段感情,想說不然來嘗試找個固定的好了(在男友身上完全無法滿
足(交過三任都無感))
於是就下載了各大交友軟體,開始聊
豈知這是我白癡的第一步
那個人告訴我他是健身教練
照片看起來也蠻有一回事的,總之卵子上腦(?)
的女人很不理智,就答應馬上出來決鬥
也加了賴
沒想到見面以後,他跟照片完全不一樣
不一樣的程度是指男神變......
簡單講一下外表
大概165(比我矮)體重目測80
穿著褪色鬆垮的t恤跟工地短褲
然後很像做工的黑皮膚
台客金油頭 臉上都是汗
夾腳拖
還帶了一袋從外觀看明顯奇怪是奇怪玩具的東西
我一瞬間有一種......
算了,我就說,你長得跟照片不同耶
然後他的回答是:
我去年在國道發生連環車禍,被夾在中間,昏迷半年還全臉毀容,後來花四百萬去日本植
皮
我好想笑......
然後我在聊天前已經先設了一個假鬧鐘用來作為逃生口,鬧鐘一響我就假借電話臨時有事
快溜,無事脫出。
事後這個男的還用他本尊帳號加我的賴,感覺超差
完全覺得這種事情特講誠信
第一次就遇到這種事除了怪自己蠢不能講啥
卵子上腦也是很難熬嗚嗚
只好安慰自己這是上天旨意了......
PS:
我原本想用Ptt 約 期待邂逅正直的鄉民(少來
但我實在沒慧根不知門道
所以發生了憾事
http://i.imgur.com/lDFnWYf.jpg
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